Annoying Gifs...Hell to the NO

Who else hates super annoying gifs that can cause seizures by looking at them. People I don't want to die while reading you blog, tumblr page or whatever you post gifs on. Keep the flashy to a minimum.

P.S. I posted an example of an annoying gif, viewer discretion is advised.

Skinny guys...Hell to the NO

I recently went on the Worst date EVER!!  There was absolutely no chemistry, no spark, no nothing. The most awkward and awful part was I had to sit there and pretend I wanted to be there. I’m probably losing major karma points for this but I had my best friend call me and pretend there was an emergency so I could leave. Gosh it was awful and we made absolutely NO physical contact, not that I wanted to. The main problem.....He was just so skinny. I really wanted to watch him eat like 10 burgers so he could fatten up a bit. I mean I don’t want a chubbo but I don’t want to see your bones either! It’s really funny how we girls want to be skinny for guys but we don’t like skinny guys (or at least I don’t like really skinny guys). I don’t want to feel like I can break you. So a not to fellas out there, please eat. Bones are not sexy .            

not pictures of the boy I went out with, Just a couple of skinny boys. 

Boy Bands....Hell to the NO

Ok…i don’t get the obsession with one direction. None of them are hot in my eyes. I mean sure their cute but I really don’t want to go gaga over a couple of pubescent boys. Ew! Give me a real man please. I thought boy bands died with the backstreet boys and the new kids on the block or what ever there called. Sure their song “What Makes You Beautiful” is sweet and catchy but people please, we don’t need to promote a boy band of Justin Bieber. One is more than enough thank you very much, a group of them makes me want to puke my guts out. 

Facial Tattoos...Hell to the NO

Would you date a guy with tattoos on his face? Recently, a guy seemed really interested in me but I was a little worried about his body art. I mean I absolutely love tattoos on guys! Hello... Adam Levine, a prime example of a tatted guy who also happens to be one of the sexiest guys on the planet. But tattoos on the face? I'm not so sure about that. The guy was kind of cute without the facial tattoos but I found him less attractive with them. Maybe that's shallow of me. Tattoos are great and all but I would like to be able to take you to events where facial tattoos are definitely not okay. Although very unattractive, I guess in the long run facial tattoos are okay for rock stars and people who are super famous. They can get away with it . No one cares that Lil Wayne has facial tattoos...he's Lil Wayne. So unless you're a rock god like Adam, a sexy beast with something very good going for you, in prison or part of a cult....Keep the tattoos off your face!